Oh man. This one was hysterical. Just SO. MUCH. YELLING. ... And it was like the Maoist Communist Totalitarian Regime of burger stances. I found myself frightened to whisper even to myself that I love a wonderfully cool, nicely-salted late-summer tomato slice on my burger. Worried I might end up in Gitmo if I admitted to enjoying a nice …
Oh man. This one was hysterical. Just SO. MUCH. YELLING. ... And it was like the Maoist Communist Totalitarian Regime of burger stances. I found myself frightened to whisper even to myself that I love a wonderfully cool, nicely-salted late-summer tomato slice on my burger. Worried I might end up in Gitmo if I admitted to enjoying a nice bread&butter pickle or 2 on the side. And red onions! Is red okay or do they have to be yellow? Gimme some red onions on my burger, people! Oh and God I love me just a small smear of mayo DAMNIT ALISON'S GONNA HAVE ME WHACKED
Oh man. This one was hysterical. Just SO. MUCH. YELLING. ... And it was like the Maoist Communist Totalitarian Regime of burger stances. I found myself frightened to whisper even to myself that I love a wonderfully cool, nicely-salted late-summer tomato slice on my burger. Worried I might end up in Gitmo if I admitted to enjoying a nice bread&butter pickle or 2 on the side. And red onions! Is red okay or do they have to be yellow? Gimme some red onions on my burger, people! Oh and God I love me just a small smear of mayo DAMNIT ALISON'S GONNA HAVE ME WHACKED